Halloween: Not So Much

The halloween gene skipped me.  My grandma, mom, aunts, uncles all loved halloween, but me, not so much.  The problem is I don't like ugly.  ....or scary.  ....and the whole orange and black thing really doesn't work in my color palette.  
            
             So what does that leave me with?  


              My feeble attempt at Halloween.
                 Don't judge; I'm tryin'.